my resume

if anybody would like to find me a job that i'm qualified to do which incorporates all the things i'm good at with all the things i enjoy doing, i've posted my resume below...

Things I enjoy:

Making Stuff (manual labor, cooking)

Thinking (problem solving, learning)

Reading

Being outside (running, cycling, hiking)

Challenges (I’m not competitive, I just don’t like to lose)

Kids

Intangible Skills I have:

Talking

Organizing

Teaching

Discipline

Smart

Real Life/Job Applicable Skills I have:

Diploma

i think i found the problem... apparently you need real life skills to pay the bills